Chapter 1- What is This?

What is this? It’s the last day of the 2016 Olympic Games and I am working at the boxing finals and then tonight I’ve got tickets to the Closing Ceremony at the world famous Maracana Stadium. Yessssss what a time to be alive! I’m feeling a little hungover today but…

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Prologue

“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. If you’re going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.” The opening lines to a poem named Roll the Dice by Charles Bukowski. Not a direct…

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Introduction

Two star crossed testicles, both alike in dignity, in Rio where I lay my scene I shall set the scene. My name is Afsheen Joseph Panjalizadeh Marseh, Or Af for short. I am 29 years old and a lad that loves sports, parties, adventure, making people laugh and generally taking…

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Conor Mcgregor Will Quit

Conor McGregor will Quit! Yep I’m not just saying he’ll lose on points or he’ll get knocked out by Floyd, but Conor will quit and if he doesn’t then his corner will quit for him. To think he has a one percent chance of winning is simply ludicrous. Before you…

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