Depression- Its not me, Its you “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not in fact surrounded by assholes” A quote by the notorious psychologist Sigmund Freud. This topic has been on my mind for a while now since the cancer days, because…
I’m sat in the hospital waiting room wondering what will happen next and if there is anyone I can see here that speaks English. Dr Daniel must still be upstairs in the operating theater so I have to keep waiting for another 30 minutes. It’s about 9pm and there are…
Sorry what? It could be a tumor? What exactly is a tumor because they are bad I’m sure of it. All of a sudden Gonorrhoea doesn’t seem like a bad choice. But no he can’t know it’s a tumor just by looking at me. I’ll have to book in a…
1st September 2016 I’ve been living in an Air B and B apartment on Rua Djalma Ulrich, Copacobana for the past couple of weeks. I was sharing the apartment with my new friend Ed but he spent a lot of nights at his girlfriends apartment across town. When he was…
What is this? It’s the last day of the 2016 Olympic Games and I am working at the boxing finals and then tonight I’ve got tickets to the Closing Ceremony at the world famous Maracana Stadium. Yessssss what a time to be alive! I’m feeling a little hungover today but…
“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. If you’re going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.” The opening lines to a poem named Roll the Dice by Charles Bukowski. Not a direct…
Two star crossed testicles, both alike in dignity, in Rio where I lay my scene I shall set the scene. My name is Afsheen Joseph Panjalizadeh Marseh, Or Af for short. I am 29 years old and a lad that loves sports, parties, adventure, making people laugh and generally taking…
Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather stole my phone and owes me a Cheeseburger Yes the head of The Money Team, Mr 49-0 ruined my dreams and stole my phone and money in clear day light in Rio de Janeiro. Sounds crazy right but let me tell you what happened. Firstly, if you…
Conor McGregor will Quit! Yep I’m not just saying he’ll lose on points or he’ll get knocked out by Floyd, but Conor will quit and if he doesn’t then his corner will quit for him. To think he has a one percent chance of winning is simply ludicrous. Before you…
Finding myself – Turns out I was in Central America all along I landed in Havana, Cuba around 8pm and had arranged to meet my fellow comedian and top friend James Beatty at a bar in Old Havana. I had no money, no map, no lonely planet, no wifi, no…