“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. If you’re going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.” The opening lines to a poem named Roll the Dice by Charles Bukowski. Not a direct…
Two star crossed testicles, both alike in dignity, in Rio where I lay my scene I shall set the scene. My name is Afsheen Joseph Panjalizadeh Marseh, Or Af for short. I am 29 years old and a lad that loves sports, parties, adventure, making people laugh and generally taking…
Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather stole my phone and owes me a Cheeseburger Yes the head of The Money Team, Mr 49-0 ruined my dreams and stole my phone and money in clear day light in Rio de Janeiro. Sounds crazy right but let me tell you what happened. Firstly, if you…
Conor McGregor will Quit! Yep I’m not just saying he’ll lose on points or he’ll get knocked out by Floyd, but Conor will quit and if he doesn’t then his corner will quit for him. To think he has a one percent chance of winning is simply ludicrous. Before you…
Finding myself – Turns out I was in Central America all along I landed in Havana, Cuba around 8pm and had arranged to meet my fellow comedian and top friend James Beatty at a bar in Old Havana. I had no money, no map, no lonely planet, no wifi, no…
Hello again! I thought it’s time for an update as I have not written anything since 2016. Firstly if you did not know by now I had the best news of my entire life so far on December 12th at 3:15pm. I was given the all clear from Cancer by…
As we draw towards the end of week 3 of my first cycle I thought I would answer some FAQ’s now that I’ve been through a whole cycle of chemotherapy. FAQ’s What actually happens during chemotherapy? My chemotherapy cycle lasts for 3 weeks and I am scheduled in for another…
Chemotherapy is finally upon us and should start this Wednesday if everything goes to plan. I haven’t really documented things like symptoms, feelings, diagnosis, stories yet but I will do eventually. We had the final consultation in Southampton this week to discuss my chemotherapy schedule. I will be in ‘the…
Yep, you read that correctly. I found out Monday that I have Cancer and I start treatment tomorrow. “Fuck!” Yeah, That’s what I said too. “Shit” yeah I said that too. After thinking I had an infection on Thursday I went to a Hospital in Rio de Janeiro to ask…